Trackable GPS microdots are a real boon for cuckolded mooks everywhere!
1 April 2012 - London UK: RED5.co.uk, the ultimate gadget shop, today launches the ground-breaking iFind Trackable GPS Microdot system, to allow cuckolded partners and jealous spouses everywhere to track their cheating partners’ every move on their smartphones. This ingenious invention is also a must have for forgetful types helping them keep hold of their everyday possessions.
Simply pop the tiny iFind on your pet's collar or, for example, in your adulterous husband or wife’s mobile or wallet and – hey presto! – you can soon rest assured that you will never lose your beloved moggy again and that you will, almost certainly, catch the missus, or mister, “at it” with Roger from accounts or Diane from HR. After all, such information is invaluable to any good family lawyer in the divorce courts!
Also invaluable for people who cannot keep hold of their phone, keys, car or any other worldly possession, the iFind will help even the most scatter-brained souls keep on top of things. The tiny microdots feed a GPS signal to the Microdot app (free to download on iTunes) or home computer, enabling users to keep track of their subjects every move or simply relocate that umbrella from the coffee shop on the high street.
“Many people seem to think that tracking friends and family members without their knowledge is in some way ethically wrong,” says RED5 founder Jonathan Elvidge. “This couldn’t be further from the truth. Any truly concerned family member surely has a moral responsibility to track their children or spouse without them knowing. After all, they will only have their best interests at heart!”
The iFind Trackable GPS Microdot system is fully compatible with all major smartphone platforms, including Apple iOS, Android, BlackBerry and Windows Phone.
**LEGAL DISCLAIMER**
RED5.co.uk cannot be held responsible for any perfectly justifiable retaliations against sneaks, stalkers or “Peeping Tom’s” caught red-handed mis-using the iFind Trackable GPS Microdot system for their own nefarious ends.
**LEGAL DISCLAIMER ENDS**
Available now from Red5.co.uk, the microdots are available individually for £5.95, or in packs of 5 £10.95 or 10, £12.95 – for the forgetful, would-be stalkers and cuckolded mooks everywhere!
